Posted in Comics, Journal, SFW on 03/27/2009 03:14 pm by fanboi
Since Norman Osborn (a.k.a. the Green Goblin) has taken a H.A.M.M.E.R. to S.H.I.E.L.D but could not tell you what it stands for I held a contest for serious suggestions with the promise of free porn for the winner.
The winner (from a commenter named “Jay”) is… “Headquarters for Advanced Military Monitoring, Espionage and Response.” I think they can sell that to the president.
If this was your entry, I’ll need an e-mail address to contact you about sending you your prize. But since youdidn’t provide in with your entry, I first need you to leave a comment so I can verify your IP address please leave a comment with an e-mail address – and be sure you do so from the same computer you left your prize winning suggestion. That way I can be sure the person who left the winning entry gets the prize!
Be sure to tell me which one of the 5 above DVD titles you want!
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Posted in Comics, Gay Porn, NSFW, from fanboi on 03/16/2009 11:18 am by fanboi
Since Norman Osborn (a.k.a. the Green Goblin) has taken a H.A.M.M.E.R. to S.H.I.E.L.D but could not tell you what it stands for I held a contest for serious suggestions with the promise of free porn for the winner.
The vote is on at the top of the sidebar. The writer of the winning entry gets to choose ONE of the following DVD titles.
Most of you didn’t provide e-mails with your entries. So I’ll have to resort to shouting out to the winner and asking him to reply with a comment and and e-mail so i can arrange to have them send an address for delivery and copy of an ID proving they are 18.
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Posted in Comics, from fanboi on 02/24/2009 12:22 pm by fanboi
BUMP! I will be keeping this on the front page until March 15th (extending slightly and hoping for a few more entries) when it comes time for the READERS to pick a winner. Some GREAT suggestions thus far. Add your own!
FREE PORN FOR WHOEVER COMES UP WITH THE MOST OFFICIAL SOUNDING EXPLANATION FOR THE ANAGRAM… I WILL CHOOSE MY FAVORITE 8 OF ALL ENTRIES SUBMITTED VIA COMMENTS TO THIS POST AND PUT IT UP FOR A READER VOTE. Whichever suggestion gets the most votes will get to choose one of 4 DVD movies sent to me by studios seeking publicity.
Norman Osborn (a.k.a. the Green Goblin) has not only single handedly destroyed S.H.I.E.L.D and replaced it with his own H.A.M.M.E.R., but even he could not tell you what it stands for. When asked, he told Victoria Hand to “get on that for him”. But she is slacking as I have seen no serious suggestions as of yet. Humorous interpretations of the acronym – yes (such as… Hateful Assholes Making Many Enemies Rapidly, Has A Mad Man Erroneously Ruling), but nothing you could sell to the President. SO I am putting it out there. What the fuck does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for? SERIOUSLY!?
I get some porn sent on DVD for reviewing – not many from the bigger studios – just not on their radar yet – BUT a few. And enough for me to offer WHOEVER comes up with the best USABLE suggestion for what H.A.M.M.E.R should stand for gets to choose one of 4 free gay porn DVD movies.
If you require some direction, previous Marvel super secret spy organization anagrams include: S.H.I.E.L.D which stood for Strategic Hazard Intervention, Espionage Logistics Directorate, S.W.O.R.D. stands for Sentient World Observation and Response Department, and S.T.R.I.K.E. was a UK agency and stood for Special Tactical Response for International Key Emergencies.
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