Posted in Commenters on 10/01/2009 12:01 am by fanboi
at the end of every month I break out my old pair of 10 sided dice to roll a percentage chance and this time around that 25% chance kicked in, so our top commenter of the month for September wins some SWAG!!! That would be BionicBoy who was by FAR the top commenter! Thanks BB for helping make the site more fun – leave me a comment with your choices and e-mail me where to send it!
BionicBoy gets to choose 1 of the DVDs above! If you are wondering why THOSE DVDs I actually have a system and it all comes down to the roll of a pair of D&D 10 sided dice – not playing much anymore so I needed an excuse to roll. At the end of the month there is a 50% chance the reader who left the most comments wins something, so THEN I roll something from the following swag table…
100% = Jock strap once worn by Jake Deckard
95-99% = DVD Falcon
80-95% = DVD Jet Set Men – Newer Releases
50-79% = DVD Jet Set Men
40-49% = DVD Studio 2000
01-39 % = DVD Random Smaller Studios
It’s the reader comments that make me feel as if I’m NOT talking to myself. So PLEASE leave comments and use the star rating system regularly. Keep those comments coming if you want to be in the running NEXT time I roll the dice.
Posted in Commenters, SFW on 07/29/2009 01:25 pm by fanboi
A sidebar widget now keeps track of comments per month by user. Top commentators are eligible for random spontaneous swag (DVD’s or signed items) – Prizes to be chosen and gifted at random – not necessarily monthly.
Since Norman Osborn (a.k.a. the Green Goblin) has taken a H.A.M.M.E.R. to S.H.I.E.L.D but could not tell you what it stands for I held a contest for serious suggestions with the promise of free porn for the winner.
The winner (from a commenter named “Jay”) is… “Headquarters for Advanced Military Monitoring, Espionage and Response.” I think they can sell that to the president.
If this was your entry, I’ll need an e-mail address to contact you about sending you your prize. But since youdidn’t provide in with your entry, I first need you to leave a comment so I can verify your IP address please leave a comment with an e-mail address – and be sure you do so from the same computer you left your prize winning suggestion. That way I can be sure the person who left the winning entry gets the prize!
Be sure to tell me which one of the 5 above DVD titles you want!
Since Norman Osborn (a.k.a. the Green Goblin) has taken a H.A.M.M.E.R. to S.H.I.E.L.D but could not tell you what it stands for I held a contest for serious suggestions with the promise of free porn for the winner.
The vote is on at the top of the sidebar. The writer of the winning entry gets to choose ONE of the following DVD titles.
Most of you didn’t provide e-mails with your entries. So I’ll have to resort to shouting out to the winner and asking him to reply with a comment and and e-mail so i can arrange to have them send an address for delivery and copy of an ID proving they are 18.
BUMP! I will be keeping this on the front page until March 15th (extending slightly and hoping for a few more entries) when it comes time for the READERS to pick a winner. Some GREAT suggestions thus far. Add your own!
FREE PORN FOR WHOEVER COMES UP WITH THE MOST OFFICIAL SOUNDING EXPLANATION FOR THE ANAGRAM… I WILL CHOOSE MY FAVORITE 8 OF ALL ENTRIES SUBMITTED VIA COMMENTS TO THIS POST AND PUT IT UP FOR A READER VOTE. Whichever suggestion gets the most votes will get to choose one of 4 DVD movies sent to me by studios seeking publicity.
Norman Osborn (a.k.a. the Green Goblin) has not only single handedly destroyed S.H.I.E.L.D and replaced it with his own H.A.M.M.E.R., but even he could not tell you what it stands for. When asked, he told Victoria Hand to “get on that for him”. But she is slacking as I have seen no serious suggestions as of yet. Humorous interpretations of the acronym – yes (such as… Hateful Assholes Making Many Enemies Rapidly, Has A Mad Man Erroneously Ruling), but nothing you could sell to the President. SO I am putting it out there. What the fuck does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for? SERIOUSLY!?
I get some porn sent on DVD for reviewing – not many from the bigger studios – just not on their radar yet – BUT a few. And enough for me to offer WHOEVER comes up with the best USABLE suggestion for what H.A.M.M.E.R should stand for gets to choose one of 4 free gay porn DVD movies.
If you require some direction, previous Marvel super secret spy organization anagrams include: S.H.I.E.L.D which stood for Strategic Hazard Intervention, Espionage Logistics Directorate, S.W.O.R.D. stands for Sentient World Observation and Response Department, and S.T.R.I.K.E. was a UK agency and stood for Special Tactical Response for International Key Emergencies.
Posted in Gay Comics on 11/23/2008 03:07 pm by fanboi
And whatever else you are comfortable with showing…
Class Comics is holding a contest specifically to find out just how crazy you are about their comics! You can enter the contest by submitting a "a digitally taken photograph". Maybe in costume as one of their characters, maybe buck naked or spaying a thick load while reading Class Comics… Or it might be simply of a tattoo you had done!
The only rule is that the photo has to have “I LOVE CLASS COMICS” physically present in the photo. You can’t photoshop it in after! Write it on paper, print it on cardstock, put it on a monitor behind you, hire a sky writing airplane to put it in the clouds!
Submissions will be posted on Class Comics. Of these, the top five will be chosen by Patrick Fillion and put to a public reader vote to chose First, Second and Third place in early 2009.
First Prize: A personalized convention sketch and the next 15 comics published by Class Comics sent automatically for free.
Second Prize: A personalized convention sketch the next 10 comics published by Class Comics sent automatically for free.
Third Prize: A personalized convention sketch and the next 5 comics published by Class Comics sent automatically for free.
Posted in Comics, Fashion on 07/07/2008 06:31 pm by fanboi
I already posted MY choices… here are the ACTUAL winners! The guys at Pulp Secret unveil the winner’s or Project Rooftop’s latest drawing contest… Superman Man of Style. But first they talk Batman R.I.P. (they can’t follow it either), Walking Dead and Cable.
