Marvel Super Heroes: What The–?!
Happened upon these gems while browsing the videos available over at Marvel.com… Funny stuff!
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Archive for the ‘Toys’ Category
Weird Scientists prepare your ceremonial bra hats…
The New Moon toy line has been released and is available at Amazon, but no word on this shirtless action figure of Taylor Lautner as wolf-boy hottie Jacob Black. I hope they haven’t decided not to release it.
This has to be the hottest action figure I’ve seen in awhile. Fingers crossed it isn’t too gay for shelves. If you have the scoop on when/if it will see the light of day, let’s hear it!
which is gayer… Jacob the shirtless wolfboy… or Gay Bob from 1977?
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Too bad Jacob Black doesn’t come anatomically correct (and life size).
and just in case you didn’t get the headline…
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Happy Belated Birthday GayComicGeek!!!
Its was his birthday but we get the present… This funny vid from everyone’s favorite GayComicGeek shows us how to party like a gay geek and even includes a couple flashes of him in his underoos. ENJOY! And don’t forget to send him a card!
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GayComicGeek got HIS Gleek! I’m SO jealous!
Surprise – he likes it. I’m SOOOOO jealous!!! I WANT ONE!
OK. How many of you went to ComicCon. I think this year I may have to start planning around Christmas and start saving up. I so wanted to go – but I have the wrost financial karma in the summer. Two years in a row I ended up with a deadbeat client who owes me thousands and had no money to go. Which means I ALSO cannot afford the $100 PLUS prices he is going for on ebay…
So is there anyone who bought one to sell (or knows someone) that might be convinced to part with Gleek the Space Monkey for a more reasonable price? i CAN OFFER 2 TIMES COST PLUS… I’d be your best friend, give you a shout out on the blog and offer a soapbox post for the seller to address the readers about anything they want.
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If you get me a Gleek I’ll be your best friend!
Second time in a row that my plans to get to SDCC fell through. If anyone is there or going and for some reason DOESN’T want the exclusive Gleek the Space Monkey that comes with the Wonder Twins, then PLEASE contact me! I’ll gladly pay for the cost of the figure and shipping!
MUST HAVE GLEEK!
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Wonder Twin action figure powers ACTIVATE!!!
San Diego Comic-Con is just about here, and the folks at MattyCollector wanted to share a little pre-Comic-Con show-stopper with you! Check out the amazing DC Universe Classics Wonder Twins package that features lights and sounds you gotta see to believe!
I’m still trying to see if I can arrange a ride and place to stay for ComicCon – I’m only in San Francisco, it shouldn’t be that hard to get down there. Just hoping I can scrounge up the funds. I MUST HAVE ONE OF THESE!!! Well 2 actually – one to open and one to keep.
They really DO look great. Does anyone know how well the DCUC figures mix in with the DCD line? I have all the DCD Teen Titans as well as a very well stocked DCD JLA and I’d like to mix Zan, Jaynaa nd their space monkey in.
I don’t see Gleek in the packaging tho!!! He does come with this set right?
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Goth Barbie and her Dream House of Despair!
Probably only a matter of time before we see this…
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Black Lantern Martian Manhunter Revealed!
DC Direct has unveiled the final figure in its upcoming Blackest Night Series 2, the Black Lantern Martian Manhunter. Strangely enough they still haven’t added the Black Lantern from Series 1 – Earth 2 Superman to their own site.
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I’m also especially pleased to see a good John Stewart Green Lantern. I only see one flaw… why are his wrist bands a different color of green? and metallic?
You should thank HeroesNHunks commenter “Clark Kent” for pointing out the Blackest Night teaser group shots released at Newsarama. Always appreciate when someone sends me something that improves a post!
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New toy based on 90’s porn icon Billy Herrington is NOT a dildo! It’s an Action Figure!
This has to be one of the oddest things I’ve heard about in all my years as a porn fan. Now action figures of pornstars are not that unusual. Many female straight porn starlets have been immortalized in plastic. And the gay porn world is no stranger to toys either, as supercock Jeff Stryker has his own action figure, and he was preceded by the anatomically gifted Billy Doll (no relation to Herrington).
What is unusual is why Billy Herrington is getting his own figure. Apparently some workout video of his got posted on a Japanese YouTube-like site and then took off from there as an internet meme that is so popular he warrants his own toy. I do not understand.
UPDATE: Links to a fairly complete filmography of the work of Billy Herrington can be found at bottom of post.
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The figure will be released in July and you can pre-order it now from The Good Smile Company for about $27 US. I do not believe it is anatomically correct. Check out the solicit… (translated into english)
| That body… that appearance… they truly are mystical. The well-known idol from NicoNico Douga, the "underwear wresting aniki", Billy Herrington has been made into his very own figma! | |
| • | Using the smooth yet poseable joints of figma, you can act out various wrestling scenes. |
| • | A flexible plastic is used for his breast muscles and biceps, allowing the proportions of his beautiful body to be kept, without compromising the posability. |
| • | The first figma to bare his naked body, allowing for even more thriving poses! |
| • | Barbells and dumbbells are included so Billy can keep his body in perfect shape. |
| • | His underwear is identical to that which appeared in his videos, and there are two variations to switch between, or worn together at the same time. A skin-colored pair is also included for an even more naked appearance. |
| • | A shower head and shower room paper craft are also included, allowing you to produce even more situations. |
| • | Comes with a poseable figma stand that makes it possible to recreate various scenes. |
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It DOES make me how many Japanese are sitting at home wishing they had action figures of Billy Herrington, and exactly what kind of thriving scenes and situations they are envisioning for him. Will there be a deluge of stop motion Herrington animations online after they come out? Will people buy a pair for twin scenes?
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Billy Herrington has also become an internet meme among the Japanese community after a clip from one of his videos ‘Workout’ was posted on Nico Nico Douga, a Japanese video sharing website. Over 3000 parody videos of him have been made, many of which utilizes deliberate mishearings of his lines in the porn flick. He is affectionately called “Big Brother” among the Nico Nico Douga community, and most of his videos are deliberately tagged with “Forest Fairy”, “Philosophy” or both.
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via SuperUnderwearPerverts and QueerMeNow
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Hasbro shows Spiderman and His Amazing Friends
It looks like the impending Ms. Lion appearance in The Pet Avengers isn’t the only recent reference to the retro cartoon that aired from 1981 – 1983 (with repeats airing from 1984 – 1986). Marvel Legends revealed prototypes for action figures of the Spider Friends (as Spiderman, Iceman and Firestar were known). The trio has seen recent resurgence in Marvel’s Ultimate Spiderman but Firestar is longtime supporting Spidey character Liz Allen instead of Angelica Jones.
Here’s the intro for you nostalgia buffs out there…
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DCDirect Blackest Night Series Action Figures
DC Direct has revealed (in part) the line-ups for their new line of action figures based upon the impending cataclysmic Green (Yellow, Red, Blue, Indigo, Orange, Violet and Black) Lantern event – The Blackest Night!.
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Revealed as part of series 1 are: Red Lantern Atrocitus, Alpha Lantern Boodikka, Blue Lantern Saint Walker The Superman of Earth Two as a Black Lantern. The image of Series 2 includes a mystery Black Lantern (Looks like Martian Manhunter to me), Green Lantern John Stewart, an as yet unnamed Indigo Lantern Corps member and baby killer Kryb of the Sinestro Corps.
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DCD Justice League International Wave 2!
If you were worried that the JLI series 1 Ice you are about to buy was going to go without Fire, worry no more! Plus J’onn J’onz, Blue Beetle and a goofy smiling thumbs up Booster Gold. I knew I’d want Fire, but I didn’t think they could make a Beetle, Booster or Martian Manhunter to replace the ones in my display – but I actually want all 4 of this line).
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I couldn’t find a DDay linked up with that identifier. Giving up…
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Marvel Legends rides again – Nemesis wave
According to ComicsContinuum, Hasbro’s Marvel Legends: Nemesis Build-a-Figure Wave, is apparently due Wal-Mart stores this month – YAY!!!! Finally a Tigra to complete my Avengers display! Now if I could only get them to release that classic John Byrne era Storm (that they cruelly teased us with before giving us AoA Sunfire instead) to finish off my Marvel Legends X-Men. If anyone sees an extra Tigra – let me know, as there are no Wal-marts in the San Francisco city limits so I have to resort to ebay toy scalpers.
In addition to the 6-piece build-a-figure Nemesis (1 part per figure – but you don’t have to buy the varients too if you don’t want to – unlike previous non Hasbro ML series), the wave includes Astonishing X-Men Beast, Black Bolt, First Appearance Daredevil, Daredevil, Nova, Tigra, Punisher and Camouflage Punisher.
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via ComicsContinuum and PulseFigures
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George Perez’s History of the DC Universe
DC Direct has released images for the first 2 series’ of History of the DC Universe – based on the art of legendary comic book artist George Perez. Both series are due in summer 2009.
Series One consisting of Batman, Blue Devil, a first appearances Green Arrow and 80’s Paul Kirk Manhunter arrives June 10 2009.
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Series Two consisting of Aquaman, classic 70’s Black Lighting, the Creeper and the Flash (OK – hardcore Flash fans… lightning belt circling waist marks him as silver age Barry, right?) hits shelves about a month later on July 15 2009.
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I am eagerly anticipating Blue Devil, Aquaman (I have the one with the cheesy golden age smile that came with Garth and a giant seahorse), Black Lightning (as cool as the modern age JLA version looks, nostalgia calls for the classic look) and I also want the Flash (which I prefer to the upcoming Justice League of America Series 3 Wally West version)
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Superhuman Science… the Power Suit
Super strength is now possible if you have a Japanese prototype bionic suit intended to aid people with disabilities to walk or lift heavy objects. I can find articles as far back as 2005, but this video of Hal 3 (hybrid assistive limb)popped up on MySpace this morning.
I hope it’s only a matter of time until they can miniaturize the technology, add armor plating, flight capability and repulsor rays! We’ll have Iron Man for real any day now.
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DCD’s SDCC reveal… Doctor Manhattan!
DC Direct finally unveiled their verison of omnipotent Watchmen beefcake Doctor Manhattan in both statue AND action figure form at 2008 SDCC. I’m not surprised they chose to go with his black speedo instead of capturing his later free balling phase for posterity.
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from CoolToyReview
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Can the Wii Fuck be far behind?
If they can capture this kind of motion… You know someone has pitched a XXX wii fucking game with 3D virtual partners. And if they haven’t, then they should… maybe combine it with a fleshjack joystick?
Check out Playgirl model Nicholas Ryan (a.k.a. Randy Blue model Reese Rideout) shake his groove thong.
via Dudetube
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Watchmen… Classic action figures!
Those of you who were hoping for versions a bit more like the 1950s watchmen are in luck… The modern Wave of Watchmen action figures due out on January 28th 2009 will be followed closely (February 25, 2009) by wave 2, which will consist of 4 classic-era figures… Silk Spectre, the Comedian, Nite Owl and Dr. Manhattan (who has yet to be revealed – but I’m betting will be sporting his classic swimsuit instead of the modern free-balling version – just don’t see DCD sculpting a little blue penis on him).
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DCU Minimates Series 8 – June 11
The fate of DCU’s Minimates line is not looking good. There is some talk that there may be more if this weeks Series 8 does well. So PLEASE at least run out an buy block figures of DCU’s superheroic sapphic duo – Batwoman and the Question! I personally think Raven and Cyborg are looking better than their recent miniseries.
I’ve only recently become enamored with the little guys (and I have frogboy to thank for that) so I hope they’ll keep making them. The new smaller figure line is just smaller toys with poorer sculpts than the larger DC Direct but Minimates are something different. That I’ll keep buying if they keep making them.
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