Posted in SFW, TV Shows on 01/30/2010 09:57 pm by fanboi
I Laughed, I Cried, It Became a Part of Me
The final (snif sniff) episode of the series is Epitaph 2: Return. Jump 10 years in the future to the second half of the rarely seen (only on the DVD) first Season 13th episode – Epitaph 1. Meet Zone, Mag and a little girl who is imprinted with… well watch for yourself dammit! I looked like a schizophrenic mess watching it – laughing one minute and weeping the next. Fun for the whole family. Well that is if your whole family enjoys apocalyptic nightmare scenarios involving out of control mind control tech that was created to build a better hooker. I LOVE JOSS WHEDON! Bye Echo! You’ll be missed
Only flaw I noticed was no attempt to make the characters LOOK like it was 10 years older. Seemed a bit odd that they looked like they hadn’t aged a day since the fall of Rossum.
I’m so sorry Joss didn’t get a chance to tell us more from the Dollhouse universe. As commented in the post about the previous episode, Whedon truly is a storyteller of epic proportions. As much as I’d like to see him write for the movies, I hope he hasn’t REALLY given up on series television. Love your work Joss!!!! Network execs suck. Its all numbers. I don’t know how they even figure those numbers now anyway – on demand and websites like hulu making sharing TV possible online, the ratings of who watched it the night it aired are irrelevant.
The comment also blaming the audience isn’t that far off the mark. The general public would rather watch petty fame whores duke it out over whose the better dancer, cook, hairdresser, dressmaker, interior designer, drag performer or pet groomer (really?). And while I’ll reluctantly admit to loving Tabitha’s Salon Takeover (just because she is a bitch from hell doesn’t make her wrong) and the first few seasons of Runway, I think reality TV is a serious danger to the future of original programming and we get closer to The Running Man every day.
I also think there are many Joss Whedon fans who gave up when they were not grabbed by the first 5 or so episodes. In some ways the series didn’t really pick up until we started learning more about “Alpha” and the danger he represented, and I think too many of the Buffy and Firefly fans dropped off before Dollhouse reached a point where they might have been hooked.
Sorry I have been so slow to post lately – this project is kicking my ass. Working 12-16 hour days and no real end in sight. Going to have tolay down the law about hours starting this coming week. Big deadline Monday.
But anyway I have really been missing working on the blog. My only break from the megaproject was some small freelance projects I had on the calendar BEFORE the big project broke. Finished at 11 past night so took the time to set up a few posts and it felt good to do something for the blog instead of a client. I’d been hoping to have some time to spend on HnH tonight but I used by big break tonight to watch last night’s Dollhouse… more on that in a sec.
Anyway got me to thinking about why I blog. I think its a combo of things. Of course i LOVE to read comments. Totally helps me justify the time I spend on things when I know who’s reading an hear their opinion or thoughts on the subject. I also like to notice the places all over the world that find their way here. I kinda wish more of them would speak up – its fun to try to translate a comment not in English (if you recognize the language).
But I started wondering why when I noticed the calming effect that experiences while processing the images. I’ve been so stressed with all this work and responsibility resting on my shoulders and it melted for awhile while I was doing the repetitive task of saving and sizing images. All day I design stuff for other people and it just feels good to use the same tools for myself.
So in that way I suppose these blog posts are their own reward. So be assured I will keep them coming somehow, if at a slower pace until I can dig out.
Posted in Gay Porn, NSFW on 01/30/2010 01:28 am by fanboi
If fratboy on fratboy action with a dash of ritual hazing and a splash of hot wax is your idea of a good skinflick, then pay attention the the following XXX gay release from Falcon Studios…
Fresh pledges are fresh meat … low men on the totem pole … the bottom of the food chain. And for six unsuspecting college boys hoping for admittance to Phi Epsilon Chi, little do they know what they’re in for — a raucous night of ritual hazing that’ll separate the men from the boys and bring them all together in brotherhood.
The film stars Falcon Exclusive Erik Rhodes, Derrek Diamond, Nash Lawler, TJ Hawke and Cameron Marshall. The hazing victims also include Jocks Roadtrip ‘graduates’ Patrick Kennedy, Jake Woods and Kyler Benz as well as up-and-coming film stars John Magnum, Dayton O’Conner and Luke Marcum.
With orders from above, Nash Lawler and his frat bothers overwhelm and abduct Kyler Benz, Cameron Marshall and Dayton O’Conner. Trapped, the frightened plebes are instructed to strip down to their briefs before Nash binds their hands behind their backs. Then the studly bully singles out Cameron and gives him a taste of what’s in store for them all. He forces his quarry to suck his salami. The scared kid complies, swallowing Nash’s meatpole, his head bobbing up and down the shaft until the amused upperclassman cums all over his face.
Nash and his brother-in-crime, John Magnum take Kyler and Dayton down a darkened stairway until they reach a secret chamber. As part of the initiation rites, the boys are bent over and get their bare asses paddled. The pledgemasters instruct their captives to suck on each other’s cock and lick each other’s balls. Then Nash takes Dayton and John picks Kyler and the cruel masters have their way slamming their cocks in the boys’ mouths and then up their assholes, making them whimper with each forceful thrust. After awhile, the boys are sent out and John and Nash finish each other off, sucking cock until they both climax and cum.
TJ Hawke has double duty, breaking in both Jake Woods and Patrick Kennedy. First TJ makes the boys eat out the other’s assholes, using spit to make the cracks slick and moist enough to slide a finger inside. Then TJ’s playbook has him pulling out his collection of big rubber dildos. He jams the latex poles down their throats and up their asses. He twists the batons in their stretched sphincters, making the boys grimace and gasp. Then he makes them suck his cock. To humiliate them more, TJ commands Patrick to drill Jake while he gets behind to screw his ass, creating a 3-man daisy-chain fuck. Being the big man-in-charge, TJ selects who he fucks and who he sucks off. Ready to blow, the three of them beat themselves off and quickly spooge all over.
Pledgemaster Luke Marcum decides to initiate frightened and anxious Cameron Marshall himself. There is something utterly desirable about the young man’s fear and discomfort. Luke takes his victim aside and forcefeeds him his thick cock. Cameron sucks down every veiny inch of beautiful meatpole to his lord’s satisfaction. Then the taskmaster depants his patsy and pours hot melted wax across his naked backside. The pain is scary but sweet. Cameron gets behind Luke and starts eating out his manhole and knoshing on his dick and balls. Enervated by Cameron’s enthusiasm, Luke gobbles up his charge’s dick, fingerfucking his hole as he slurps away. Then he piledrives Cameron’s ass in a variety of acrobatic positions until they both shoot their wads.
Pledgemaster Erik Rhodes readies himself to welcome Derrek Diamond into their fraternity. After questioning his willingness to go the distance, he makes the handsome candidate strip down. He orders Derrek to lick his boots clean, then belts his naked rump with a riding crop. Next he stuffs his thick uncut cock down Derrek’s throat, causing the pledge to gag on its girth. But Erik can also be benevolent. He comforts Derrek by sucking his cock and rimming his ass. Erik quickly follows the oral consolation with some swordplay as he impales his little bro with his mighty weapon. The rape is fierce but welcomed and both studs work up a sweat. Only when they both blow their loads do they savor their personal victory, their special bond. They are now brothers in all ways and in a symbolic gesture, Erik welcomes Derrek into their special fellowship by pouring hot melted wax all over his chest.
Be sure to check out the rest of the Comic Book Inspired Animation in Superhero Cartoons!
What happens when Marvel’s well-intentioned Illuminati (Iron Man, Mister Fantastic and Dr. Strange are visible in the trailer but Black Bolt and Namor are silhouettes) exiles the Hulk off-world for wreaking havoc one too many times? Torn from the pages of Hulk, PLANET HULK: EXILE is the monumental story of Hulk’s journey from monster of Earth to savior of Skaar. Who knows if it is well received we may even get a sequel WORLD WAR HULK!
Marvel’s decision to tell the stories too big for live-action as animation is a good one. I hope they keep ‘em coming!
Posted in Comics, SFW on 01/27/2010 01:27 am by fanboi
We knew Bruce Wayne wouldn’t stay “dead” long. But I thought it would be longer than this! In April we get the first issue of a 6 issue miniseries that will follow Bruce Wayne’s journey through time, back to the present-day Gotham City. Before that we’ll be getting clues from a variety of sources, including the new arc in Batman and Robin.
Knight, Squire and DETECTIVE COMICS’ Batwoman guest-star alongside The Dynamic Duo in “Blackest Knight,” a 3-part story illustrated by Cameron Stewart (SEVEN SOLDIERS OF VICT0RY: MANHATTAN GUARDIAN). Readers who enjoyed BATMAN R.I.P. and FINAL CRISIS won’t want to miss this captivating new storyline packed with additional clues on the Domino Killer and the details surrounding the “death” of Bruce Wayne!
Smallville Absolute Justice airs on the CW for 210 days
The highlight of the last season of Smallville was the Legion of Superheroes episode written by Geoff Johns. So of course I was overjoyed to hear that he was bringing the superteam he made great again to the small screen – The legendary Justice Society!!!! Hawkman, Dr. Fate and Stargirl are the announced guest stars, but I’d expect a few more easter eggs for the fanboys in the viewing audience. Absolute Justice is a special 2 hour Smallville event so be sure to tune or set your VCR, Tivo or whatever on Friday, February 5th at 8pm! Not to be missed. THERE WILL BE A TEST.
I’m not sure how I feel about the casting of Michael Shanks as Hawkman – I loved his character on Stargate, but he does not have the body of a mace-wielding winged barbarian. Carter Hall may be an archeologist by trade, but he looked more like a mercenary. Maybe I’ll feel differently when I see the episode, but from the look of Shank’s arms in the costume, I doubt it.
TOTALLY busy with freelance projects this week. Will have some new posts up as soon as I can dig out. In the meantime, dig through the various archived galleries indexed in the upper right sidebar and rate and comment on them? Please? I’m always looking for suggestions to be added to those pages.
Posted in SFW, TV Shows on 01/19/2010 08:14 pm by fanboi
Make sure you’ve seen the first episode of 2010 before watching the video below or reading further – I MEAN IT!
With last second to last weeks episode (below) tying so many loose ends into a tight little bow, we only have one more hour of Dollhouse left before it sadly fades into TV oblivion. This is such a great show that I’m going to be severely bummed every time I remember that its over.
Echo and her very own Scooby Gang into the heart of Rossum to retrieve the potentially world-ending tech Topher designed AND to take down the head man, problem is she brought him with her!
The final episode appears to be a continuation of the unaired 13th episode from 1st season (available on the DVD) set in the apocalyptic future that resulted from the out of control Dollhouse tech.
Alan Ritchson was born in Grand Forks ND on November 28, 1982. Although he is probably best known for his recurring role as Aquaman on TV’s Smallville, that is far from his only brush with fame…
Alan Ritchson began his modelling career by posing for the International Male catalog after high school and also showed off his fine form showcasing undies for internationaljock.com. Eventually signing with LA agency Vision Model Management, he moved on to more high profile modelling gigs like cover boy for N2N and pursued both acting AND singing..
Ritchson was one of 87 contestants to compete in American Idol’s 3rd season (2004) before he was cut in Hollywood. His good looks and hot bod were a big hit when he wood judge Paula Abdul with a safe for primetime striptease. In 2005 he released an independent album titled – This is Next Time.
Also in 2005, Ritchson joined the extended cast of Smallville when he portrayed hunky half human half Atlantean Arthur Curry a.k.a. Aquaman in the 4th episode of the 5th season and reprised the role in the 6th and 7th seasons. He was also the uncredited voice of Aquaman in the animated feature Justice League: The New Frontier.
Alan’s beautiful face and fabled physique were also the model for the computer generated star of the 2007 3D rendered feature film Beowolf. Ritchson has also had non-rendered roles in a number of small budget feature films (Steam, Rex, Fired Up!, Spring Break ‘83), TV shows (Head Case) and commercials (a Russian commercial for Orbit gum)
Most recently he’s cropped us on SPIKE TV’s new college football comedy Blue Mountain State. Ritchson play star player Thad Castle, a senior linebacker with major talent and some emotional problems. Not only does Thad exemplify everything loathsome about narcissistic over-entitled asshole jocks but he also is some kind of exhibitionistic scat-oreo-loving freak. Not that I mind, I personally enjoy a hot villain you love to hate but want to fuck. But apparently Ritchson has some problems with the character. His wiki profile mentions he was quitting acting due to a dissatisfaction with being stereotyped as a "nasty jock." And said he only plays Thad in 3 episodes. I hope they are wrong as he was what made me want to watch the show.
Posted in Comedy, SFW on 01/18/2010 07:19 pm by fanboi
Loki’s playing games as usual. He’s manipulated Crusher Creel and pushed him towards some fragments of A Cosmic Cube, so now it’s going to take the combined might of both Mighty and Dark Avengers to stop the Absorbing Man. But what is Loki after?
The Coming Darkness… Part 2 Can the MIGHTY AVENGERS and DARK AVENGERS join forces long enough to — we’re sorry, we can’t even pretend to finish that sentence. There’s no way the MIGHTY AVENGERS and DARK AVENGERS are teaming up. They’re gonna beat the living heck out of each other! The only question is: can HANK PYM stop the IRON PATRIOT before he harnesses the power of the Cosmic Cube?!
Loki seems to have dropped his drag disguise for some reason – did I miss something? Did Thor free Sif and restore her body or is he just feeling more butch lately? Is he just about mischief for the sake for it or does he have a master plan. I know he was behind the events that brought the original Avengers together, but I forget what he was trying to accomplish.
Posted in Beefcake, NSFW on 01/18/2010 05:41 pm by fanboi
Now I know the following images aren’t exactly what pioneer civil rights activist and clergyman Martin Luther King Jr. told the world he dreamed of, but after the glowing comments about the most recent addition to the C1R’s Black Balled series, I noticed the date and just couldn’t help myself because I’m perverse. So here is the latest in the Random Retro galleries… Ebony and Ivory Volume One!
Here is a list of movies that these hot images come from. A lot of them are interacially themed DVD’s from Channel 1 Releasing (which has a WIDE variety of titles starring both black AND latino actors). C1R has been working on their site, so if you have any problems with viewing it, you might want to update your browser version (worked for me with Firefox). Filling out the gallery above and list below are a few Falcon titles that feature some hot interracial scenes.
Posted in Comics, SFW on 01/18/2010 05:23 pm by fanboi
So the Sentry has been getting some kind of liquid power boosting serum from Norman Osborn this whole time. That is interesting. I keep waiting for some new fact that makes sense of the Sentry, maybe this issue will be it? We’ll see, I’m not holding my breath.
After years of mystery, the secrets of the Sentry are revealed! How deep is his madness and who is really in control of him? What is the limit of his power, if any? And what deadly mystery surrounds him causing mortals and gods to tremble in fear?
What may be more interesting tha the Sentry’s “serum” is exactly what do the biblical plagues of Egypt have to do with anything. Stay tuned!
Posted in Comics, SFW on 01/17/2010 09:07 pm by fanboi
It has been announced that the end of their current epic event “Siege,” Marvel will also be bringing ALL of the Avengers titles to a close as well. Yes you read that right. New Avengers, Mighty Avengers, Dark Avengers and Avengers The Initiative are all canceled as of April. Now you KNOW that’s not the end of the story but with the exception of the issue solicits (click cover and read captions), its all we have right now. In addition to the final issues of each title, there is also a special one-shot by Avengers scribe Brian Michael Bendis and Ultimates artists Bryan Hitch!!! Now as to what will follow that, Let the speculation begin!
I hope that out of the ashes rises a new title just called Avengers that either resumes the old numbering where it left off, or adds the 100 issues of New and Mighty to take them to #604 (I think). As for other possible books, I don’t know. I like Dark Avengers so I hope there is still room for a book that dark in the bright light of this new Heroic Age that is to follow the Siege.
I’m SO glad that Marvel FINALLY remembered that they have their OWN Trinity! With Iron Man, Thor and Captain America together again a new Heroic Age is upon us! I am pretty psyched about this but hope that Marvel can pull it off without losing all of the edge and angst they’ve built up during the Civil War, Secret Invasion and Dark Reign.
I don’t want to just go back to the way things were before it all happened, we’ll need a whole new status quo. So what will it be? All 3 of them as the founders of the Avengers? Iron Man back at S.H.I.E.L.D.? Captain America taking over the Initiative or starting a H.A.M.M.E.R. replacement called S.I.C.K.L.E.? Thor for President? Who knows?
While taking advantage of my C1R Premium subscription (which give me access to a pretty complete archive of movies from Channel1Releasing and the many companies now under their umbrella – Rascal, Catalina, All Worlds & Dirk Yates), I realized I’d been remiss in covering some of their multi-racial titles. Generally that’s not really my thing (I can’t help it I have a thing for blonds), but I love a good gang bang so I thought I’d start with the latest in their famous cumshot-laden orgy series… Black Balled 7: Jail Slammed, and I’m glad I did as it was damn hot. So if your idea of a good time is watching an interracial prison gangbang, you are in for a treat.
I think Cameron is confused… if you don’t want to get passed around in prison I heard you have to kick someone’s ass with witnesses… Cameron must have thought it was FUCK someone ass.
In "Black Balled 7: Jail Slammed," Cameron Adams is made prisoner of a gangbang that sees him sucking and fucking every giant black cock in the cast! What begins with Cameron plowing one of his fellow cell mates gets extreme when the tables are turned and he’s made to take each guy on the block while eating their asses and watching them get it on with each other! Just when you think his poor pink hole could take no more, he gets double penetrated and receives a load on his face from each of them! By far, Black Balled 7 is the most intense installment in the series to date!
After viewing Jail Slammed I also checked out much of ther series and can personally attest that Black Balled 2, 5 and 6 were just as hot. So if you like this one check them out too!
Posted in Comics, Preview on 01/15/2010 11:36 am by fanboi
You may have noticed my original post on this awhile back. DC’s TheSource has rounded out a HUGE week of comic news with the OFFICIAL announcement that in 2010 they will FINALLY release the original New Teen Titans graphic novel started by George Pérez and Marv Wolfman back when their creations were at the height of their popularity.
Here is a lovely George Perez cover image sized to be suitable for you desktop – click the pic to grab the big version! I’m a bit confused as to why both “cover” images we’ve seen released for this are horizontal but the penciled pages featured in my first post are all vertical – any answers?
It is a LITTLE gay. Actually it’s a LOT gay. ENJOY! Smallville’s Aquaman Alan Ritchson happily hazes some of his hot jockstrapped teammates from Blue Mountain State – a new show on SPIKE which I’ve not heard of, but based on this clip I’ll definitely have to check out… Anyone watch it? Is there a gay player? Fingers crossed!
I need to watch this show if only to find out exactly what kind of freak Ritchson is playing. He’s a bit too eager to run with the boys, and there’s the ending… (watch the whole video – there’s a special treat in last few seconds). Here’s a peek into the psyche of Thad Castle…
UPDATE: I watched 2 back-to-back episodes of Blue Mountain State tonight… one was the clip that the jockstrap cookie race was in (so now the rest is starting to make sense), the other took the boys to a strip club. This is a show that is trying to offend, but I couldn’t help laughing. Alan Ritchson as Thad Castle is the worst kind of alpha male… a physically perfect asshole with little to no regard for others. He’ll make an excellent villain/foil for the frosh that he torments. I’m curious if they will explore his character or keep him the cartoon he is and just play it for laughs. Latter is the surer bet, but I’d watch either. He’s just SO pretty.
DC continues to wow us with revelation after revelation this week. Today they announced a new Legion of Super Heroes title will be hitting shelves this spring! Written by former Legion scribe, Paul Levitz (Great Darkness Saga), the new series is illustrated by “rising artist” Yildiray Cinar (Noble Causes, Teen Titans). The piece was short on details but included all these wonderful images, including a sketch version of the cover to the first issue and studies for the founding Legionnaires and the HQ clubhouse. Paul spoke to io9 about the project…
Levitz had THIS to say about returning to familiar Legion territory:
It’s such fun to be back in the future, blowing up planets, undoing Legion marriages, revealing unrevealed factoids, and starting improbable new relationships. If there’s a better job in comics than writing the Legion, with its vast cast and creative opportunities, I’ve never held it.
The Legion has had SO many reboots that I’m looking forward to a new version based on the Legion we were reintroduced to in Action Comics… Superman and the Legion of Super Heroes. Now that they’ve established the various reboots as Legions from alternate Earths, we can get back to what has happened to the original Legion since we stopped watching! Lets hope we see the relationship between Element Lad and Shavaugn Erin again. Perhaps we’ll learn more about Dawnstar’s girlfriend?
Big news this week at DC’s blog. First they announce the biweekly Brightest Day series and a few of the titles that will bear its imprint, then more details and art for the upcoming Rise and Fall, THEN they announce another bi-weekly, this time starring the Justice League International. This morning they announce GAIL SIMONE will be writing a new relaunch of her beloved Birds of Prey THIS SPRING!!!!! And it’s only Wednesday – what will they have for us tomorrow and Friday?!?!?!
While DC Comics typically thrives on the strength of its universally-recognized icons, Simone used her previous run on “Birds of Prey” to take marginal, perhaps even marginalized characters, and transform their exploits into the most compelling ensemble book in DC’s stable — with an all-ladies roster, no less.
I have the entire run of the first series and was very bummed when it was canceled. Oddly enough I was just talking to Rich (owner of Whatever in the Castro) about missing Birds of Prey. Merely ask and ye shall receive!
Hmmm guesses on who the blacked out flying winged figure in the background is? Stephanie Brown as Batgirl? a new heroic ID for Cassandra? Bat Woman? Dove? Flamebird? Bette Kane would REALLY fit nicely with the b/c-list characters that Gail elevates to the next level, so I hope its her. And then who is the silhouetted hulking figure below the flying woman?
Justice League International creator, Keith Giffen is reuniting with his fan favorite characters and has invited Judd Winick along for the ride. The two are working togther as c-writers for Generation Lost, a 26 issue bi-weekly series featuring Captain Atom, Booster Gold, Blue Beetle, Fire, Ice, Rocket Red and… who does that look like? The head of the silhouetted mystery figure looks as if it could either be sporting Blue Beetle’s goggles or Martian Manhunter’s brow ridges! Who are YOU hoping it will be? I think it’s J’onn – looks like the collar of his recent costume.
No word on the interior artist for Generation Lost but DC has announced Tony Harris and J.D. Mettler as cover artists so it sounds like they are breaking out the big guns! You can read Newsarama’s cryptic and somewhat amusing interview with Giffen and Winick here.
I have no words… well I can say some people have even more time on their hands than I do. Here is a video forwarded to me by regular reader Buttersboi… A video animation by NightShadow02 for albinoblacksheep.com contest Music by Parry Gripp “Up Butt Coconut (Extended Dance Remix).”
