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The New Moon toy line has been released and is available at Amazon, but no word on this shirtless action figure of Taylor Lautner as wolf-boy hottie Jacob Black. I hope they haven’t decided not to release it.

NECAs shirtless Jacob Black action figure immortalizes Taylor Lautner's new rockin' bod in plastic

This has to be the hottest action figure I’ve seen in awhile. Fingers crossed it isn’t too gay for shelves. If you have the scoop on when/if it will see the light of day, let’s hear it!

which is gayer… Jacob the shirtless wolfboy… or Gay Bob from 1977?

The world's first Gay doll... Gay Bob was introduced by Gizo Development in 1977 The world's first Gay doll... Gay Bob was introduced by Gizo Development in 1977 The world's first Gay doll... Gay Bob was introduced by Gizo Development in 1977

Too bad Jacob Black doesn’t come anatomically correct (and life size).

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3 Comments

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    Robert Chandler realguysexposed.com

    It’s the ideal toy for the gay boy on your Christmas list. I used to love sleeping with my Mr. Fantastic Mego action figure. He had blue underwear. I loved him!

  2. Hey, what I hot looking toy. I think they hit on something good here. tee hee.

  3. I hope this figure finally comes out. There will be a lot more action figures of this hotty in the future now that he’s picked up the lead in the Max Steel movie.

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