That’s not Joker, thats your mom!
It was only a matter of time before comments from the peanut gallery (that’d be me) and the rest of the jokers out there started sprouting up everywhere. Once the story broke that Christian Bale, star of the movie of the year had been arrested for allegedly assaulting his Mother and Sister before the London premiere of The Dark Knight, you had to know it was going to be big. Apparently his mother is a part time clown so perhaps Bale simply has some leftover Joker issues due to method acting? Already out on YouTube is this “exclusive audio tape.” By the way, in case you didn’t know, Bale’s step-mother is Gloria Steinem.
No word on whether his mom had her clown make-up on at the time of the assault.
here is Websters is My Bitch’s hysterical albeit purely hypothetical reenactment of just how the altercation may have played out…
So, let’s read between the lines here, OK?
So, Jenny was like, “I need some grocery and cigarette money. Just a loan. I’ll pay you back. I swear! Can you help a sister out?” And Christian was probably like, “Fuck you. Where were you when I was making movies nobody ever heard of, like Metroland and The Secret Agent.” And she was probably, like: “We’ve always stood behind you, in our hearts!” And then he said, “I earned this money wearing a rubber suit for 12 hours a day. You chose to be a circus clown. I’m not going to pay for your bad decisions.” And then Jenny probably said, “Your wife is a whore.” And Christian probably got up in her grill and went all apeshit on her, “Do you know who I am? I’m Batman, bitch. I will cut you.”
via LATimes and WebstersIsMyBitch
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